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"What?" I said.

"Your microwave and your TV," he said. "Completely unrelated."

"Got it," I said. "But could you check the TV when you're done with the microwave, anyway?"

"I only do kitchen appliances," he said.

"But the TV is in the kitchen," I replied. Then I recalled that the ad said Mike's Microwaves, and not Mike's Microwaves and TVs, so I decided to let it go.

I watched the one TV channel that worked well while Mike did surgery on the microwave. But when I decided to switch channels, all of a sudden, at the exact same time, the microwave whirred to life.

"Hah!" I yelled. "I fixed the microwave!"

"No, you didn't," said Mike. "I did. I put in a new fuse."

 

"I'm not so sure, Mike," I said assuredly. "I was on CNN and when I switched to HGTV, the microwave started to work again."

"I told you, they're not related," he argued.

I shrugged. "If you want to believe that, that's fine," I said. "I don't want to make waves."

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Tracy Beckerman is the author of the Amazon Bestseller, "Barking at the Moon: A Story of Life, Love, and Kibble," available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble online! You can visit her at www.tracybeckerman.com

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