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One Word... Sounds Like... Biscuits

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"Hi, honey, it's me," I said to my husband on the phone.

"Hey, what's up?" he replied.

Me: "I just got back from the orthopedist about my knee, and I wanted to let you know what he said."

Him: "OK. What's the verdict?"

Me: "He thinks I have a torn, um... a torn, um... shoot! I can't remember what it's called."

Him: "What does it sound like?"

 

Me: "Umm. Oh, I know. It's a torn Nabisco."

Him: "You have a torn cookie company?"

Me: "No. That's not right. Let me think. I have torn my... biscuits."

Him: "I don't think those are a part of the body."

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