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Review: Our critic and a 13-year-old Swiftie discuss Taylor Swift's new album (first iteration)

Jon Bream, Star Tribune on

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Swiftie: In "Tortured Poets Department," there was one that just hit: "At dinner you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one that people put wedding rings on and that's the closest I've come to my heart exploding."

Critic: My pick comes from the title track, too: "I laughed in your face and said, 'You're not Dylan Thomas/ I'm not Patti Smith/ This ain't the Chelsea Hotel/ We're modern idiots." But there are a lot of memorable lines throughout the record.

Who is this song about?

Swiftie: Obviously a lot of them are about Joe Alwyn. Probably "Tortured Poets Department, "So Long, London, "LOML," "I Could Do It with a Broken Heart." Most of them, I feel like.

Critic: Alwyn, her British actor beau of half a decade, is presumably the subject of a few songs, especially "So Long, London." "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" is likely inspired by the 1975′s singer Matty Healy, with whom Taylor had a rumored fling. And Scooter Braun, who sold Swift's catalog of her first six albums without consulting her, is probably the target of "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me," a decidedly unromantic taunt.

Which song(s) might be about Travis Kelce?

 

Swiftie: I thought she would do one, but I feel like I didn't hear much.

Critic: "The Alchemy" with the lyrics "Trying to be the greatest in the league/ Where's the trophy?/ He just comes running over to me."

Which featured guest is better — Post Malone on "Fortnight" or Florence Welch on "Florida!!!"?

Swiftie: I thought they were both really good.

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