To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's the basic spelling that every woman ought to know.

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.

You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."