If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then -- we elected them.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.