The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.

Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be first.

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.

Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.

You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.