I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
More Women's Quote
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.
Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
Our biggest problem as human beings is not knowing that we don't know.