Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.

Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

If someone tells you he is going to make "a realistic decision," you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad.

I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him.

Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.

The particular human chain we're part of is central to our individual identity.

To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house.

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?

Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be first.