No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

A woman can look both moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

One is not born a woman. One becomes one.

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

I married beneath me - all women do.

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

A woman has the age she deserves.

Had I been a man, I might have explored the Poles or climbed Mount Everest, but as it was, my spirit found outlet in the air.

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over.

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.