The companies said: "It's fruity, it's cheesy, it's [your] two favorite comfort foods together at last."

Scotch Brand Scotch Whiskey

Scotch Brand, the company most famous for its eponymous tape, shared a photo on Instagram of Scotch Brand Scotch Whiskey, bearing the company's iconic red plaid logo.

"This new limited-edition spirit features a nose of cherry wood and a delightfully smooth finish that hits like a well-wrapped gift -- it's a product worthy of our heritage and your taste buds," Scotch said in a news release.

Rosetta Stoned translation app

A supposed team-up between language learning software company Rosetta Stone and medical marijuana company Fluent aims to help cannabis newbies learn the lingo with an app called Rosetta Stoned.

The alleged app, which features red-eyed rock mascot "Stoney," aims to bridge the conversational gap between novice users and seasoned stoners in any social setting.

Garfield's Cheesy Lasagne cat food

Burns Pet Food announced it was teaming up with the makers of upcoming animated film The Garfield Movie with a wet food featuring the cartoon cat's favorite treat: lasagna.

Cheesy Lasagne wet food, which is not real, despite the food company's actual branding partnership with the film, was said to be "jam packed with dog and cat-friendly ingredients like peppery basil, sweet carrots, rich tomato and nutty Gran Padano for that extra cheesy taste."

Not Extra Flamin' Hot Milk

PepsiCo said its line of Extra Flamin' Hot chips -- available in the Walker's, Doritos and Wotsits Crunchy lines of products -- will be accompanied in Britain by the sale of "Not Extra Flamin' Hot Milk" to make the spicy snacks more bearable to the supposedly heat-averse British pallet.

The prank product, merely a shot-sized bottle of milk, will be sold for "as long it takes for the British taste buds to mature to the spice," the company said in a press release for the milk -- which, again, UPI cannot stress enough is not a real thing.

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