Fame Is Fleeting, So Write a Christmas Song
I try to avoid writing seasonal or holiday-themed columns, but I couldn't resist the temptation this year.
I was shopping at a local mall (yes, they still have those) for several hours the other day. The background music was piped in from a local radio station that mixes Top-40 hits with holiday classics.
No, this is not going to be about how Christmas songs can make you a better businessperson. That's too much of a stretch -- even for me. But Christmas classics do offer a profound lesson about the fleeting nature of fame.
Back in the 1920s and 1930s, big band singers (called "crooners") were the rock stars of their day. Everybody knew who they were; everybody bought their records; everybody danced to their tunes; everybody showed up screaming whenever they appeared live. The three biggest crooners of all time were Bing Crosby, Russ Columbo and Rudy Vallee.
Now, you can be forgiven for not recognizing the last two -- their names have disappeared forever into obscurity (and undeservedly so, for Vallee's "Deep Night" is one of the sexiest songs ever written, and nobody ever sang a better college football fight song). But you all know who Crosby was thanks to only one of the hundreds of songs he recorded: "White Christmas."
One of the biggest stars of the folk music revival of the 1950s and early 1960s -- right up there with Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger -- was Burl Icle Ivanhoe Ives. When not singing top-of-the-chart hits, Ives appeared in numerous Broadway shows and classic movies, winning an Oscar for best supporting actor for the 1958 film "The Big Country." But you know Ives for only one song: a ditty called "Holly Jolly Christmas" with its now-cringeworthy lyric "Ho, ho, the mistletoe/ Hung where you can see/ Somebody waits for you/ Kiss her once for me." (Come to think of it, I haven't heard this song much this holiday season. Could it have fallen victim to the P.C. censor?)
Good thing Ives also played the voice of Sam the Snowman in the 1964 Christmas stop-motion television special "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," which airs on CBS every holiday season. Otherwise he'd have ended up in the dustbin with Columbo and Vallee.
Andy Williams was an extremely popular singer and television personality during the 1960s and 1970s (my mom never missed an episode of his show). Yet the only Williams song you ever hear on the radio is "Happy Holiday" ("It's the holiday season/ So hoop-de-do and dickory dock/ And don't forget to hang up your sock").
Brenda Lee was a chart-topping female vocalist of the 1960s with 47 U.S. chart hits during that decade, surpassed only by Elvis Presley, The Beatles and Ray Charles. Yet if you remember her, it's for one song only: "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree."
Nobody remembers Bobby Helms, a country singer from the 1950s, except for his song called "Jingle Bell Rock."