Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
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I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken.
Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
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