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Our Town Is So Small...

- Our city limits signs are both on the same post!

- The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell

- The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch

- The 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2

- The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions

- The phone book has only one page

- There's nothing doing every minute

- The ZIP code was a fraction

- Second Street is in the next town over

- There's no place to go that you shouldn't

- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes

- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog

- The New Year's baby was born in October

This news arrived on: 09/02/2008

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