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The Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.

The results read, "Buy a television."

This news arrived on: 08/19/2008

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Posted Comments:

09-05-2008 09:47

Dave wrote:

Reality Check

The greater # of details, the less chance for perfection.

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09-02-2008 07:06

TANYA wrote:

PERFECT SPOUSE

SERVES HER RIGHT

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09-02-2008 07:03

wrote:

OOOOUUUUUUCH THAT'S HARSH

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08-29-2008 16:35

Hubie Quiva Schlitz wrote:

simple truths about television

My t.v doesn't have heat and massage and neither does yours.

Surf away.

Best show is a really good relationship ... it's the best drama, comedy, love story, and even the news you don't want to hear ... but I think it's on the radio. Thank GOD Dusty Drake told me so.

~ HQ Schlitz ~

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08-28-2008 15:33

PAT O. wrote:

SPOUSE

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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