If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of...Read More

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and ...Read More

- A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

- Dr. Kervorkian was seen filling IV bottles at pool side.

- You haven’t seen that much scum ...Read More

One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.

“Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just ...Read More

The CIA is investigating who leaked the story that they have secret prisons in Europe. They are furious and say if they find the person who did it, they will send them to a secret prison Europe." --Jay Leno

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