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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
--Samuel Johnson, lexicographer (1709-1784)
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Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down the stairs.
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"My mom had a weekly court and we'd get tickets during the week. On Saturdays, my dad would be the judge and mom would be the prosecutor. We could state our case, but she was like MATLOCK - she always won!"
--MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE dad BRYAN CRANSTON recalls his own childhood.
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