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Conan Becomes A Civil War Reenactor | CONAN on TBS
Finally something that both Southern rebels and the Union can agree on: Conan would be a TERRIBLE soldier.
Seth Rogen on Getting High with Paul McCartney, Sexy Scene with Penélope Cruz & First Colonoscopy
Seth talks to Guest Host Ike Barinholtz about the first time they met, Ike embarrassing him when they were smoking pot with Paul McCartney at the SNL afterparty, shooting season two of The Studio, getting his first colonoscopy, his movie The Invite, filming sexy scenes with Penélope Cruz, and getting another Emmy nomination for The Muppet Show.
Honest Trailers | Backrooms
Get lost in an Honest Trailer for a movie where the director’s a YouTuber, the pasta is creepy, and the rooms? I’m thinkin they’re back.
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet - Saturday Night Live
There is something on the wing. Aired 03/13/10
Drew Brees Calls Sports "The Greatest Teacher," Discusses His Hall of Fame Induction | Tonight Show
Drew Brees talks about competing in a football game with Jimmy and Taylor Lautner on The Tonight Show, shares the importance of sports and discusses his Hall of Fame induction.
Smart Mom
A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.
"Why," asked the little girl.
"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."
The...Read more
Amish Humor
Sign behind an Amish carriage:
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
Perfect pt. 2
... continued from above
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the ...Read more
Hot Day Hike
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an ...Read more
Apprehension
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness
My apprehension lightened a bit when the ...Read more
The Bob Newhart Toupee Sketch That Broke Dean Martin
Bob Newhart brings his deadpan genius to The Dean Martin Show in this unforgettable toupee sketch, with Dean Martin struggling to keep a straight face as the routine escalates. Originally aired in 1974, this classic TV moment captures two comedy legends at their sharpest.
Whisper Challenge with Zendaya | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Zendaya and Jimmy take turns guessing random words, names and phrases while wearing noise-canceling headphones.
Penn & Teller Fool Us season 7 // Ali Cook and the Snake Goddess
Ali Cook’s second appearance on Penn & Teller Fool Us Season 7 2020 with host Alyson Hannigan.
Jacob Elordi on Impact & End of Euphoria, His Biggest Fear & New Film The Dog Stars with Josh Brolin
Jacob talks to Guest Host Colman Domingo about the impact and end of “Euphoria,” what he's afraid of, his new movie The Dog Stars, filming in Italy, acting with a dog, working with Josh Brolin and Margaret Qualley, and how he thinks he’d do in an apocalypse.
Ben Wikler - “This Is The Plan” & Taking On Elon Musk In Wisconsin | The Daily Show
Former chair of the Democratic Party of Wisconsin, Ben Wikler, sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss his new book, “This Is The Plan: How to End America’s Meltdown and Save Democracy.” Together, they unravel the story of how Democrats flipped Wisconsin from the gerrymandered Republican stronghold to a state with a Democratic governor, pro-...Read more
Would you throw canned vegetables during a ball game?
In baseball, a "can of corn" refers to a fly ball that is easy to catch. This phrase reportedly came from an old practice of grocery store clerks, who used to knock unreachable cans off high shelves with a stick and catch them in their work aprons.
Today's Word "bridewel"
bridewell \BRYD-wel\ (noun) - A prison
"Men arrested for crimes such as trespass, public intoxication, lewdness, and domestic violence could be confined to the demiprison of the bridewell."
After a prison that formerly stood near the church of St. Bride in London during 1545-55.
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Fun With A Wrong Number
It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" I said. A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?" I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a ...Read more
Lessons in Life
DAD - Son, come in here, we need to talk.
SON - What's up, Dad?
DAD - There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it?
SON - I don't believe; if I understand the definition of "scratch the car"; that I can say, truthfully,that I scratched the car.
DAD - Well, it wasn't there yesterday, and you drove the car last night, and no one ...Read more
Ten Years Without Parole
A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.
Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little traveled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.
...Read more
