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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?


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