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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more
Laryngitis
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
Word Contest
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Here are some of the selected results.
-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
-- Abdicate (v.), to give ...Read more
Big Book News from ArcaMax!
ArcaMax Publishing is in the pre-launch phase for the new BookDaily.com!
In the meantime, we are offering ArcaMax Subscribers only a first look at BookDaily.com. Go there now and browse, search and read sample first chapters from your favorite ...Read more
Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches ...Read more
Fried Chicken
A minister had just finished an excellent fried chicken dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard.
"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister commented.
"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud-- one of his sons just entered the ministry."
Ilana Glazer - "Babes" | The Daily Show
"Babes" actor and writer Ilana Glazer sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss how her new film provides a much-needed and accurate portrayal of pregnancy and motherhood. They talk about her bond with co-star Michelle Buteau, the struggle to get the film made, and how she spent Mother's Day as a new mom herself.
“The News Has Sort Of GIven Up” - Desi Lydic On Media Coverage Of Stormy Daniels’ Testimony
Desi Lydic, Senior Correspondent at “The Daily Show,” shares a laugh with Stephen Colbert over the way the news media are covering the salacious details of Donald Trump’s hush money trial and the prosecution’s star witness, Stormy Daniels.
Landscaping Service - SNL
A couple (Maya Rudolph, Mikey Day) advertises their unique landscaping company.
Benny Hill - The Rolling Stones (The Strolling Ones)
'The Good, The Bawd And The Benny' (1965 - 1968), 7/16 Collection of some Benny Hill sketches from his early years on BBC and ITV from his shows 'The Benny Hill Show' & 'Benny Hill'
Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #5
Once again we asked some of our celebrity friends to share real texts they have gotten from their moms in honor of Mother’s Day. Mom did not disappoint in a new edition of Mom Texts with Dave Burd, Nicholas Braun, Bebe Rexha, Jake Gyllenhaal, Quinta Brunson & Brett Goldstein.
Chloë Grace Moretz Shows Off Her Butterfly Knife Skills | CONAN on TBS
(Original airdate: 08/13/13) Chloë Grace Moretz shows off her kick-ass butterfly knife skills.
Hot Ones with Beyoncé 2 - SNL
Beyoncé (Maya Rudolph) returns to Hot Ones.
Tiffany Haddish Brings Her Therapist with Her on Dates to Help Evaluate Them
Tiffany Haddish talks about auditioning for Saturday Night Live, practicing stand-up comedy in front of her court-ordered therapist and using her therapist to evaluate people she was going on dates with.
Chris Pine on His Wild Outfits, Growing Up in LA & New Movie Poolman
Chris talks about the eclectic outfits he wears, his love of Langer’s Deli, his new movie Poolman, basing some of it on the world he grew up in, his dad telling palatial stories, the time period the movie is set in, what he was up to at 17-years-old, going to LA City Council meetings, shooting a fake commercial for the new film and Guillermo ...Read more
Desi Lydic Targets Illegally Idling Vehicles | The Daily Show
Everyone wants to save the planet, but what if you could make an easy buck while doing it? Desi Lydic joins the “Idle Warriors,” a group focused on reporting idle vehicles for a cash reward. Desi searches high and low in New York City to save the environment, and maybe even pay off some credit card bills.
Meanwhile... Space Vodka | Deadly Foods | Boeing’s Rough Landing
Meanwhile... A new vodka is filtered through space rocks, heavily processed foods might kill you, and another Boeing plane suffered equipment failure.
British Cavemen - SNL
Nat Geo airs a special look at British cavemen.
How Football Sounds To People That Don't Care, part 4
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One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they've been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. "WHAT PHARAOH'S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS...Read more
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