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A monthly bill from the law firm
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services.
Then he noticed one item buried in ...Read more
Cat Rules of Hampering
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":
1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on...Read more
Funny Quotes
"War of The Worlds" is continuing to do huge business. You know the H.G. Wells classic where the earth is invaded by aliens and they can't be stopped. They went from city to city vaporizing everything in their path. And California still voted to give them driver's licenses." --Jay Leno
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"President Bush had a minor bike accident ...Read more
Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "I was working smarter-not harder."
4. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
5. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning ...Read more
Hang-gliding
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin ...Read more
Jimmy Kimmel - Deleted Scene from "Batman v Superman”
When Ben Affleck was a guest on Kimmel's "After The Oscars" special, he had the unfortunate duty of breaking the news that Jimmy's big scene was cut out of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Luckily Ben brought the clip along, which stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg, Will Arnett and Jimmy Kimmel.
Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches ...Read more
What Would Freud Say About These Places?
- Climax, Michigan
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Needmore, Arkansas
- Hardup, Utah
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Hornytown, North Carolina
- Conception Junction, Missouri
For The Kids...
What's the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
Health Professionals in Heaven
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?"
She told him, "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, ...Read more
"Like Looking Through A Keyhole" - Clarissa Ward On Reporting Amid A Communications Blackout In Iran
Peabody-winning journalist Clarissa Ward joins Stephen remotely from Erbil, Iraq where she is covering America's war on Iran. Watch as she provides updates on what's happening on the ground across the region, and stick around for another segment with Clarissa Ward.
Birthday Clown - SNL
A clown (Bobby Moynihan) is asked to perform at a grown man's (Louis C.K.) birthday party.
Crazy Video Inmates Escaping | Just For Laughs Gags
Join us as we play silly pranks on unsuspecting people in public, capturing their hilarious reactions with hidden cameras. Our channel is your go-to destination for non-stop laughter and comedy!
Conan O’Brien on Hosting the Oscars Again & the Letterman Bit That Would Have Ended His Career
Conan talks about hosting the Oscars for the second time, testing out his jokes at comedy clubs, not being able to write a good joke about the movie Train Dreams, his preparation for the show, not getting a Best Supporting Actor nod for his role in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, doing a lot of scenes with Rose Byrne who is nominated for Best ...Read more
Strongest Girl in the World Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
This little girl managed to get so many donations that nobody can even lift the buckets full of coins... except her because she's the strongest girl in the world! Either that or the buckets are tricked.
