Even More How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
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- Put on your headphones on whenever the boss comes into the office. Talk in a loud voice. Remove your headphones when he or she leaves.
- Grow mold in your coffee cup.
- When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get coffee.
- Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
- Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
- Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
- Install a set of buttons and lights in the arm of your chair.
- Talk into your daytimer.
- Put a picture of your mother on your business card.
- "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
- Organize a carpool. Go to pick everyone up in a taxi.
- E-mail nude gifs (graphic image files) of yourself to your coworkers. Tell them you got them off the Internet.
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