My Pet World: Novice candidate Limberbutt hopes to claim the chair in the Oval Office
Q: Does Limberbutt agree with Trump's campaign slogan: "Make America Great Again"?
A: "No, America is great right now. We just need to make America better. Our slogan is: 'The time is Meow.'"
Q: All public officials make promises. Limberbutt must have a few.
A: "Yes, naps for everyone!"
Q: Should farmers only grow catnip?
A: "No, we need to eat. Farmers should not forsake growing crops, but we should see more catnip and the price of catnip must go down."
Q: Will Limberbutt work with dogs?
A: "Of course, we'll reach out to the other side of aisle. Limberbutt may be the only candidate willing, and if cats and dogs can do it, shouldn't Democrats and Republicans?"
Q: What's the most compelling reason to vote for Limberbutt?
A: "Limberbutt is the only candidate running to always tell the truth."
Learn more about the cat-paign at www.limberbutt2016.com
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