The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

If someone tells you he is going to make "a realistic decision," you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad.

I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.