If someone tells you he is going to make "a realistic decision," you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad.

I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.