When Faith Prince as Adeline in "Guys and Dolls" sang "Adelaide's Lament," she finished with a sneeze that brought down the house. But you don't have to sneeze (or scratch) in your house!

If you're typical, you spend 90 percent of your life ...

Gordon Gekko ("Wall Street"). Charlie Harper ("Two and a Half Men"). Patrick Bateman ("American Psycho"). Jean Dujardin ("The Artist" -- a great film, and pay attention to the dog; he's the real hero).

What do these characters have in common? ...

Insomnia (trouble getting more than three days' restful sleep a week, for three out of four weeks) drove Michael Jackson to desperate measures. If it is driving you there, too, you are not alone. Sixty-six million North Americans a year have ...

We YOU Docs believe your health is a no-embarrassment zone, but read on with caution.

"Friends'" Joey Tribbianni knew how to buy time when he forgot a line -- stop and smell the -- well, smell. It may work in that situation, but real flatulence ...

If you had bet that Katy Perry and Russell Brand would never last or that the Cleveland Browns would NOT field a Super Bowl team in 2012 -- well, then your crystal ball is working as well as the YOU Docs' did when eight years ago we said that ...

Reporting for doodie, Dr. Ellie Sattler plunges her hand into a pile of brontosaurus waste to find out what's ailing the sick old beast in "Jurassic Park." She could have spared herself the up-close and personal, if she had known how to read the ...