Why does Homer have to get a second job at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart?

• A) To afford a pony he bought for Lisa
• B) Bart made a long distance (and pricey) call to Australia
• C) Marge thinks she's pregnant with a fourth child
• D) He feels lazy

How did Homer trick Marge into their first 'date'?

• A) He told her he was dying
• B) He guilted her into thinking he was insecure about his weight
• C) He said he needed a French tutor
• D) He told her he was rich

In the episode 'Homer at Bat,' what does Homer do with the bases loaded with the game on the line?

• A) Gets hit in the head by a pitch
• B) Hits a homerun
• C) Incites a brawl
• D) Hits Mr. Burns with a line drive

Where does Homer meet 'Michael Jackson'?

• A) At work
• B) At church
• C) In a mental institution
• D) At a concert

What hobby does Homer give up when the doctor says it will kill him?

• A) Smoking
• B) Getting shot in the stomach with a cannon ball
• C) Drinking
• D) Working at the nuclear power plant