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Mercurian Crystal Rain

It will rain Mercurian crystals and gold Venusian sand;

The rings of Jupiter were bought and sold as Kardashian wedding bands;

Mars Rover got kicked over by giant-mutant mules;

And that's the cosmic update, folks! (Happy April Fools'!) ...

Mars Moves to Taurus

Today through May 12, Mars will spend aggressive energy in Taurus helping us earn to meet financial goals, obtain quality resources and gain a comfortable advantage wherever possible. In this part of the sky, Mars is tenacious -- and also ...

Mercury Gets in the Fight

While Mercury is in Aries, fighting words fly. Counter through kindness, even when the others aren't. Giving considerate thought to inconsiderate people may seem like a waste of time, but you'd be surprised what an impact it can make. Those who ...

Creative Leo Moon

Sometimes while playing around in our own imaginations, things get intense. Where are the thoughts coming from? Were they in there all along waiting to be uncovered, or are they drifting in from outside of our minds? Regardless, the creative Leo...

Venus and Jupiter Strife

There's still tension in the air thanks to yesterday's squared angle of Venus and Jupiter, but don't let that get you down. Tension is a powerful motivator. Without it, the violin wouldn't sing and the romantic comedy would fall flat. Instead of...

Venus and Jupiter Conflict

Wanting won't be enough to make dreams come true. Being qualified, talented and even deserving won't be enough, either, because life never agreed to play fair. As Venus in Taurus forms a terse angle to Jupiter in Leo, the best approach to take ...