Quick Quotes
Published in Jokes
"The government issued a safety recall today on 800,000 Bowflex exercise machines. The good news: No one was hurt, because no one ever actually used a Bowflex." --Jay Leno
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"You can buy anything on eBay. I just bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat." --Buzz Nutley
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"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error." --Dennis Miller
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