Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #3

There is a new survey out today, the best and worst jobs in America. The worst job is lumberjack. Being a lumberjack must be tough. For one thing, you have to wear plaid. And that is so 1990s. Craig Ferguson

Late Night Funny #1

This year's Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day as the marijuana holiday, 4/20. Which means no matter what your religion, this Sunday you're probably going to see a giant bunny. Conan O'Brien

Wisdom of Age

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,...

Toothbrush Sales

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then share with the class how they were successful. Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said ...

Did You Ever Wonder?

- Can you cry under water? - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - Since bread is square, then why is ...