Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

Today, Secretary of State John Kerry traveled to Egypt and had to pass through a metal detector before he could meet with officials. Which is ridiculous. Everyone knows he's made of wood. Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince’s first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla. Craig Ferguson

Late Night Funny #2

There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

A JetBlue pilot was arrested this week and charged with heroin possession. Passengers could tell something was up when, during their flight, he announced, "To your left you'll see the Grand Canyon, and to your right you'll see a fire-breathing ...

Smart Mom

A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that. "Why," asked the little girl. "Because...

Physics Jokes

- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Polymer physicists are into chains. - What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".