Useful Golf Advice
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I've been reading a new book. It's called the "Useful Golf Book". It contains some really good articles such as:
* How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt
* How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee
* How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker
* How to get more distance off the shank
* Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk
* Crying and how to handle it
* How to rationalize a 7-hour round
* How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water
* Why your spouse no longer cares that you birdied the 4th
* How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed
* How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee
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