Quick Quotes
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"In New York a man has set the Guinness World Record for being a couch potato. He spent 68 hours and 48 minutes straight watching TV. So nice to see FEMA director Mike Brown landing on his feet." --Jay Leno
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"Martha Stewart is with us tonight and she's going to show us how to dig a tunnel with a melon baller." --David Letterman
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