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"Today is the 24th anniversary of the IBM personal computer. Experts say it revolutionized work and made people more pro- ductive at the office. Except for the six hours a day they are emailing friends, surfing the Internet, and playing solitaire!" --Jay Leno
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"There's a more important reason to keep NASA's programs going strong ... to achieve that greatest of discoveries, the thing we as human beings need most: space oil." --Daily Show correspondent Stephen Colbert
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"White House officials tried to talk to Dick Cheney about softening his image, but have been told never to interrupt him when he's yelling at puppies." --Craig Kilborn
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