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Pedro Pascal Barely Remembers Getting The Role For The Last of Us | Drive Away Dolls | Graham Norton

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While we haven't had Margaret Qualley, Geraldine Viswanathan or Beanie Feldstein (yet), we can still celebrate the release of Drive Away Dolls with Colman Domingo, Matt Damon & Pedro Pascal!

High Hopes | New Hulu Show from Jimmy Kimmel

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“High Hopes” is a workplace reality series following Belarus-born brothers Slava and Mishka, and their stoned crew through the trials and tribulations of taking their cannabis business to new heights. As one of the oldest cannabis dispensaries in Hollywood, MMD attracts a wild mix of weed-loving customers and is a home away from home for ...Read more

Millie Bobby Brown Talks Stranger Things S5 | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Millie Bobby Brown shares what she can about Stranger Things S5!

Singing Whisper Challenge with Jake Gyllenhaal | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Jimmy take turns guessing what song the other is singing while wearing noise-cancelling headphones.

Paul McCartney Interview The Tonight Show Johnny Carson Give My Regards to Broad Street 1984

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Paul McCartney Interview on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson 1984.

Paul Rudd and Paula Pell Improvise a Story About Performing Hamilton on a Norwegian Cruise

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Paul Rudd and Paula Pell talk about working together on Hudson Valley Ballers, This Is 40 and Saturday Night Live before telling a story about getting sick and performing Hamilton on a Norwegian Cruise.

Little Johnny's new baby brother

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"

His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"

A Deep Rooted Delusion

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Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.

Nothing seemed to work.

Finally the doctor tried one last ...Read more

Perfume Counter

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A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.

She sees, "My Sin", "Desire", and "Ecstasy".

She says to the salesperson, "I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice."

Two Muffins

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So there's these two muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "Oh man, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"

The Happy Groom

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"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.

"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."

Pedro Pascal Barely Remembers Getting The Role For The Last of Us | Drive Away Dolls | Graham Norton

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While we haven't had Margaret Qualley, Geraldine Viswanathan or Beanie Feldstein (yet), we can still celebrate the release of Drive Away Dolls with Colman Domingo, Matt Damon & Pedro Pascal!

Thank You Notes: St. Patrick's Day, Congress Trying to Ban TikTok | The Tonight Show

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Jimmy pens his Thank You Notes to speedometers, stand-up desks and other things.

Oprah Winfrey on Weight Loss Journey, Celebrating Her 70th & Which Rumors About Her are True

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Oprah talks about being very excited to be on the show, sitting on the tarmac in South Africa after forgetting her passport, Jimmy carrying a photo of her around in case of emergency, being in front of a studio audience, her new special on ABC "An Oprah Special: Shame, Blame and the Weight Loss Revolution," what motivated her to cover the ...Read more

Thomas Dambo's magical troll art

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The Danish recycle artist Thomas Dambo uses reclaimed wood and scraps from landfills to create giant works of art depicting trolls – magical creatures that he has installed in 17 countries. Correspondent Lee Cowan talks with Dambo about his creation depicting Oscar the Bird King, hidden in the woods of Vashon Island near Seattle, and how his ...Read more

Miami Cracks Down on Spring Breakers, Ft. Lauderdale PD Sees An Opportunity | The Daily Show

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Where are college kids heading to now that Miami is shutting down spring break? Michael Kosta and Desi Lydic report on the hottest new Florida travel destination: Fort Lauderdale, where things are getting so wild, kids are considering careers in law enforcement.

Meanwhile… Dolly x Beyoncé | Titanic II May Set Sail | Feeding Baby Foxes | Is LaGuardia The Best?

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Meanwhile… Dolly Parton leaked some news about Beyoncé’s country album, an Australian billionaire wants to build a new Titanic, animal rescue specialists have an adorable method for feeding baby foxes in captivity, and the new LaGuardia airport is a hit with passengers.

For The Kids...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more

Laryngitis

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A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."

College Majors

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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

 

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