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Hello, and welcome to the White House, where everything is fine and we are encouraging Americans to be warriors and get out there, get back to work and face the coronavirus head-on. Please excuse this recorded message. We are currently experiencing a coronavirus outbreak that is being handled perfectly.

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This will be a Mother's Day like no other.

Locked down. Zoom-centric, maybe. Minus the brunches out, the picnics in crowded parks. Absent the big gatherings. In some cases, hug-less, hard as that is to imagine.

No Mother's Day crafts coming home from school. No misshapen ceramic knickknacks from first grade art ...Read more

Ladies and gentlemen, I realize we're in the midst of a deadly global pandemic, but please pay attention to our very dumb president.

On Sunday, as more than 1,000 Americans died of COVID-19, Donald Trump sent the following three tweets:

"When will all of the 'reporters' who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, ...Read more

It seems the Fox News network -- which is as much a "news network" as I am a "banana cream pie" -- is trying to kill off its audience.

Not directly, of course. I'm not suggesting Tucker Carlson has murder on his mind.

But the network's coverage of the coronavirus pandemic does appear perplexingly aimed at reducing the number of people alive ...Read more

Americans are daydreaming a return to normal, eyeing the calendar -- May? Maybe June? -- as if a switch will get flicked and the coronavirus pandemic and its life-altering impact will fade to memory.

That's not happening.

I don't say that to frighten -- and I've never wished so hard to be proved wrong -- but we're a culture easily sold false ...Read more

Knowing that everyone is going a bit stir crazy sheltering in place to slow the spread of coronavirus, I have assembled a carefully researched list of extremely smart things you and your family can do to stay healthy, sane and only lightly cannibalistic.

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One of the best things people across the country can do to combat the coronavirus pandemic is "social distancing."

It sounds like a new-age ritual you pay Gwyneth Paltrow $1,000 to learn about, but it's actually an effective public health technique aimed at slowing the spread of a contagious disease like COVID-19. 0%

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President Donald Trump will soon find lies don't kill a virus.

He can deflect and reassure Americans the novel coronavirus outbreak is "totally under control" until his tweeting fingers are raw, but the virus won't care. It will spread.

Viruses are stubborn like that, best contained by honesty and competence, not bluster.

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