It is wise, if you value basic human decency, to ignore Rush Limbaugh.
The ever-outraged right-wing talk radio host has gurgled angrily for decades now, like an aggrieved and sulfurous geyser. His cruelty gives his fans a rush of adrenaline they presumably can't find elsewhere.
For people like me, Limbaugh is white noise in the whitest sense ...Read more
Look at the date. It's already the first week of December.
Thanksgiving ended approximately yesterday, and Christmas will be here in 12 seconds.
How did this happen? I don't know, but it likely has something to do with the Thanksgiving Industrial Complex paying off calendar manufacturers to push Thanksgiving as ...Read more
I am writing today to DEMAND the identity of the whistleblower who reported my Thanksgiving yard decorations to city officials, resulting in the impeachment of my character and the removal of my 20-foot-tall inflatable pilgrim and illuminated live turkey display.
The inquiry into my Thanksgiving decorations was a ...Read more