Look at the date. It's already the first week of December.
Thanksgiving ended approximately yesterday, and Christmas will be here in 12 seconds.
How did this happen? I don't know, but it likely has something to do with the Thanksgiving Industrial Complex paying off calendar manufacturers to push Thanksgiving as ...Read more
I am writing today to DEMAND the identity of the whistleblower who reported my Thanksgiving yard decorations to city officials, resulting in the impeachment of my character and the removal of my 20-foot-tall inflatable pilgrim and illuminated live turkey display.
The inquiry into my Thanksgiving decorations was a ...Read more
They were eating dinner when the shooting started.
That's a pretty American sentence, when you think about it.
Shootings just happen in this country. During dinner. During mass. During parties and picnics. On shopping trips. At class. In movie theaters.
Four people were eating dinner Saturday night in a condo on Chicago's Northwest Side when ...Read more
Republican lawmakers who dutifully excuse each and every one of President Donald Trump's whack-a-doodle decisions, tweets or out-loud admissions of wrongdoing should pay attention to what the man just did to the Syrian Kurds.
Trump supporters who've bought into the cult of personality and sunk hard-earned money into "Make America Great Again" ...Read more