I have some interesting news: The real first lady of the United States of America is Stormy Daniels.
I've gone over this in my mind, backward and forward, and basic logic dictates that I'm right.
Hear me out:
Donald Trump is president of the United States.
Stormy Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, is an adult-film actress who ...Read more
There is a girl being detained in Chicago who shouldn't be here.
She's 7. She and her mother fled Congo and arrived in Southern California in November seeking asylum. They followed all the rules, passed an initial screening that found they have a strong case for asylum, and then were separated with no explanation. The mother remained at an ...Read more
The start of the Winter Olympics coincided with a significant winter storm here in Chicago, and somewhere between my fifth trip out to shovel the sidewalk and my third pulled muscle, I reached a conclusion fans of these Olympic games might not appreciate: The Winter Olympics lack realism.
"But wait!" the Olympic faithful cry. "What's more real ...Read more
As one of America's pre-eminent journalists, I have close ties to the White House and was able to obtain this extremely authentic and in no way fabricated advance copy of President Donald Trump's upcoming State of the Union address.
Breaking with tradition, he has titled it: "The State of MY Union Show."
It is, as you might expect, the best ...Read more
High-profile news events like the government shutdown and the massive women's marches held across the country over the weekend have drawn the average American's attention away from a significant threat: Paddington.
The movie "Paddington 2" -- about a talking bear who lives in England and, for some reason, doesn't terrify people -- has become a ...Read more
There are two things we know for certain:
1) President Donald Trump is a genius. A stable one, at that.
2) Special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election is a witch hunt and there was absolutely no collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government.
We know those two ...Read more