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Trump's North Korea summit to be a glorious success -- if you're a Trump supporter

Politics, Moderate / Rex Huppke /

President Donald Trump's summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is going to be a huge success. If you're a Trump supporter.

Trump could walk out of that Tuesday meeting with two black eyes, a nuclear warhead shoved in his mouth and a signed agreement transferring ownership of the entire Pacific Northwest to North Korea and it would still ...Read more

Forget Trump's tariffs. Let's invade Canada

Politics, Moderate / Rex Huppke /

Today we're going to talk about tariffs and the need for a swift U.S. invasion of Canada.

I'll get to that second part in a moment.

As you've likely heard, the United States has imposed tariffs on steel and aluminum imports from a number of countries around the world, including Canada, Mexico and all members of the European Union.

Before we ...Read more

Why I must be deported

Politics, Moderate / Rex Huppke /

I don't think I have the skills to easily assimilate into Donald Trump's America. And that can mean only one thing: I should be deported.

It was a difficult conclusion to reach, but after listening to White House Chief of Staff John Kelly's recent comments on undocumented immigrants, I see no other path forward.

Speaking to NPR, Kelly said ...Read more

Mosquitoes and ticks are coming to kill us -- unless we strike first

Politics, Moderate / Rex Huppke /

I have some unfortunate news: Now that spring is here and we're forced to do unpleasant things like "go outside," there's a good chance we're all going to be killed by mosquitoes.

Well, not just mosquitoes. Ticks and fleas will also take part in the swift consumption of humanity.

A report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and ...Read more

Time to update the Statue of Liberty

Politics, Moderate / Rex Huppke /

Our recent missile attack on Syria has led me to believe it's time to revamp the Statue of Liberty.

The two things might seem unrelated, but hear me out.

So far this year, the United States has allowed 11 Syrian refugees into the country. That is roughly one-sixth the number of Tomahawk cruise missiles we fired into Syria last week in a ...Read more

 

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