Let's not get too excited over the plans of the protesters to bring over the hilarious "Baby Trump" balloon from London and put it aloft during the president's Independence Day speech at the Lincoln Memorial. First of all, shouldn't we remember the nation from whom we declared independence? Duh! July Fourth celebrates the self-evident truth that...Read more
Surely we can agree that the people at NASA are showing some true ingenuity with their plans to allow tourists to visit the International Space Station. Starting next year, private citizens will be able to book space (pardon the pun) for up to 30 days at a rate of $35,000 a night. Contact your travel agent for a special deal on transportation ...Read more
Let's play "Jeopardy," where the answers are questions. If Alex Trebek were to ask contestants to specify "A glaring contrast between Queen Elizabeth II and President Donald Trump," the correct response would be "What are class and crass?"
Of course, there are other differences between the two. The player says, "I'll take 'Liz and Don' for $400...Read more
As he exercises his Putin-given right as president to lay waste to the United States, it turns out that Donald Trump can really draw from only a very few weapons in his quiver as he causes all the traditional allies to quiver. When all else fails, he pulls out his favorite economy-piercing arrow: the tariff.
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In a toxic national environment that usually rewards loud, hateful bluster, it warms the heart to listen to points rendered far more effective by being delivered in an understated manner. "If you really want to be heard, whisper," so the saying goes. When you need living proof, look no further than now ex-special counsel Bob Mueller, who joins ...Read more
I avoid making fun of someone's physical appearance. I really do. But I'm totally struggling here, folks. All I can say is that the White House image mavens who allowed Donald Trump to be seen with a 390-pound sumo wrestler in Tokyo really blew it.
I can't imagine how it was that Donald Trump, who is all about branding, would agree to such a ...Read more
Pardon the name-dropping, but according to James Madison's notes, Benjamin Franklin, at the Constitutional Convention was supporting the necessity for impeachment when a high official has "rendered himself obnoxious." It's a crying shame they settled on only "treason, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors." Those terms are so sedate ...Read more
They say that even a broken clock is right twice a day. I never quite figured out who "they" are, but they say it. Like that broken clock, when President Donald Trump complained recently about social media censorship, he was onto something. We should be very concerned when Facebook executives decide to kick somebody off their social media site ...Read more