A considered response to Trump's critics: Your momma
Trump: "Chunky McEats-a-Lot!"
Kim: "Pudgy McTrumpcake!"
Finally, Gen. Kelly would discover that Trump was tweeting and would take away his phone -- and the nuclear standoff would end.
The North Korean dictator could learn by watching the way two masters of the genre -- Trump and his former top strategist, Steve Bannon -- taunt each other.
Bannon: You made the dumbest political decision in modern political history, bar none.
Trump: You not only lost your job, you lost your mind.
Bannon: Treasonous. Unpatriotic. Bad sh--.
Trump: You're only in it for yourself.