The other huge scandal Mueller brought to light this week
"I was a toll-taker on the New Jersey Turnpike before the campaign. Now I'm in charge of climate science at the EPA."
"I was a plumber. But they made me chief medical officer at NIH because I watched a lot of 'Grey's Anatomy.'"
"What, they had no doctors for NIH?"
"We had one chiropractor on the campaign, sir, but they needed him to run NASA."
"A chiropractor running NASA? What next, a musician at Strategic Command?"
"Actually, sir, the Stratcom commander was a hairdresser."
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