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An IQ test for President Trump

Dana Milbank on

"If he did that, I guess we'll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win."

-- President Trump, in Forbes magazine, on the widely confirmed report that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called the president a "moron."

The setting: The Oval Office

The date: Later this week

CIA officer: Mr. President, I'm here from the Central Intelligence Agency.

Trump: Mike Pence is down the hall. I don't like intelligence briefings.

CIA officer: No, sir, this isn't an intelligence briefing. I'm here to administer an intelligence test.

Trump: Don't waste your time. I get an A-plus grade on all tests, and I will on this test, too, unless it's rigged.

CIA officer: Well, sir, I don't want to make you nervous, but Secretary Tillerson was found to have an extremely high IQ when we tested him.

Trump: Tillerson intelligent? You are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

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