Ode to a COVID Independence Day
Things you can do on the Fourth of July
If you're worried 'bout COVID and don't want to die:
You can throw a nice burger on top of your grill
Then eat it alone. Yep. Sit there and chill.
You can get out the chips and the dips and the guac,
And no one will care if they drip on your sock,
'Cause you're in your lounger, not out on the street,
Just you and your newly guac'd socks on your feet.
For fun you can wave a small flag on a stick
(Admittedly, this can get old pretty quick.)