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Ode to a COVID Independence Day

Lenore Skenazy on

Things you can do on the Fourth of July

If you're worried 'bout COVID and don't want to die:

You can throw a nice burger on top of your grill

Then eat it alone. Yep. Sit there and chill.

You can get out the chips and the dips and the guac,

And no one will care if they drip on your sock,

 

'Cause you're in your lounger, not out on the street,

Just you and your newly guac'd socks on your feet.

For fun you can wave a small flag on a stick

(Admittedly, this can get old pretty quick.)

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