"You got any dogs?" the woman running the alligator ranch and swamp tour asked. She was giving me the rules for setting up our motorhome to spend the night in her parking lot.
"No," I said.
"If you got dogs, you gotta tell me."
"We don't have any dogs," I reassured her.
"Little dogs? Quiet dogs?"
"'Cause you can't have dogs goin' out to go potty in the middle of the night."
Goodness gracious, what is this lady's problem?
"Our 14-foot alligator, Bubs," she continued, "likes to take walks around the parking lot at night."
Oh, that's her problem.