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Rhymes against humanity

Gene Weingarten on

WASHINGTON -- Today, again, I write for you a number of short "pokes,"

The term I coined for poems that retell some stale old jokes.

To those who say it's lowbrow stuff, I answer in defiance:

You'll find that every poke below is fully based on science.

Helix the Catty

What mean the letters "DNA"? I asked a science guy.

"Deoxyribonucleic acid" he said, in quick reply.

Then I asked my smartass friend, over a libation --

With a smirk, he said: the "National Dyslexics Association."

Bugged

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