Mallard Fillmore & Such

Annoyed by Liberals and their political correctness? Take a quiz on this self-proclaimed underdog and see if you too "yearn for those good ol' days."

Points available: 10


What color is Mallard Fillmore?

  • A) Yellow
  • B) Green
  • C) Purple

Mallard Fillmore is a reporter at a television station where in the U.S.?

  • A) Washington D.C.
  • B) Illinois
  • C) Kansas

True or False. Mallard Fillmore is the only animal (human-speaking) character in this comic strip.

  • A) True
  • B) False

True or False. Mallard is conscious to the fact that he is a fixtional character.

  • A) True
  • B) False

In 2002, Mallard met a woman in line at the post office and they went on a date; what species was she?

  • A) Human
  • B) Duck
  • C) Horse

What is Mallard's boss' name?

  • A) Mr. Noteworthy
  • B) Mr. Noseworthy
  • C) Mr. Quattel

What is the name of the African American reporter that works with Mallard?

  • A) Theresa
  • B) James
  • C) Chantal

True or False. The spineless, hypocritical Democratic Congressman in this strip authored a bill requiring criminals to do what?

  • A) Only attack people that have a blunt object near (being 3-5 feet ) them
  • B) Pay their taxes in exchange for no jail time
  • C) Give their victims a 30-second waiting period to unlock their trigger-locks on their guns

What gender is Mr. or Ms. P.C. Person?

  • A) Female
  • B) Gender- neutral
  • C) Male

Who is Eddie?

  • A) Mallard's pet fish
  • B) Mallard's human dad
  • C) Mallard's roommate