More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Airline PA
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- This is your Captain speaking....these stupid planes are a lot different than the ships I'm used to.. so you'll have to give me some leeway...
- It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and watched the in-flight movie.
- We've now reached our cruising altitude of 20,000 feet and ... Oh noooooooo!!!!!..
- Don't worry! That one is always on E...
- Get the parachutes ready...
- Drinks are on me...
- I'll have what the Captain's having...
- Hey capt'n take another hit man...
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