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Jokes

Dot Com Mergers

on Jul 13, 2016

Published in Jokes

In the aftermath of all of the recent mergers, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking over the following companies:

Disney
Data General
United Health Care

The names of the new mega company will be:

Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares.

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