From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-573014-514649
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young
jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house,
the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde
bombshell who satisfies me every night whether I like it or not
(sob)."
The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed
for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are
sitting here in the park crying?"
The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."