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Top ten tips to know if you have PMS

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-XXX-XXXX."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

This news arrived on: 06/29/2009

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07-01-2009 18:23

007 wrote:

highest tip to know if you

you are using your cell phone to dial up,bumper stickers,that says how,s my driving??? call,
92-300-4601864
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some listen song=MISSING YOU,
words don,t under stand,tell me was roughter,
i missing you,some times i wonder.

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07-01-2009 08:02

006 wrote:

top tips for cute doll of a.

dear doll of a,how are you and how do you do,
i,m green love with you,your age is maximum 39,
you are not counting down the days until menopause.
you can give me new baby in green love mathods in lifes.
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please listen song= if we fall in love,=aprail 2003.

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07-01-2009 05:28

007 wrote:

top tips for my cute wife only

listen song before=nothing gonna change my love for you.
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dear some one you are not going with me at morning walk,and not walking with me,after dinner,your heart is not properly working,you are not shearing with me every thing,your all beauty is only made for husband,not for fans,
dear some one you are not walking with me from 75 months,i,m looking you day by day you are going in fat postion,because you eating artifishel medicines for dieting purpose.not effecting at your body,and heart.

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