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10 commandments

on Jun 29, 2022

Published in Jokes

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post:

Thou Shalt Not Steal
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery
Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.

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