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Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of guns who want off, get the heck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of guns who are getting on, get your behinds in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are annoyed about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the witch in the kitchen."

This news arrived on: 06/29/2009

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07-04-2009 14:02

H.H. wrote:

Lame, I heart this one before and the punchline was more severe

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07-04-2009 13:32

wrote:

God bless mothers for disipline love.

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07-04-2009 08:29

Geratek wrote:

Electric Train

I enjoyed this electric train and it's punch
line where the kid called his mother a witch.

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07-04-2009 08:23

wrote:

I like this one I love the end of it that's
a good one the punch line on bottom.

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07-04-2009 04:31

Patricia Gocha, Kentucky wrote:

Electric Train

This was so funny and I feel refreshed after reading a really clean joke after all the junk coming in on my computer daily. Can't wait to share this with all my family and friends.Keep up the good work for we really need this kind of laughter with all that is going on with our great country today. This kind of reading perks up one's spirit and rekindles my confidence in my fellowman. A big THANKS!

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