From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-573004-596559
"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four
times," the judge said.
"Yes, Your Honor," the suspect replied.
"What did you steal?" the judge asked.
"I stole a dress, Your Honor," replied the suspect.
"One dress?" the judge bellowed. "But you have admitted to breaking in
four times!"
"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect, "but the first three times my
wife didn't like the color!"