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Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
This news arrived on: 06/29/2009
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Posted Comments:
07-01-2009 08:37
super mind =006 wrote:
not drinking,not gambling,not golfing
dear cute some,one,i,m not retired person,i,m busy in hard work,in business life,for family.
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listen song= with every beat my heart.
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